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I don't surf the web very much.

I actually barely ever go on the Internet.

I don't want to be on the Internet.

I never go online. The Internet stuff is bonkers. You must not look at it.

I don't actually go on the Internet that much.

I love the Internet, and I love wasting time on the Internet - even though it sometimes ends up being not being a waste of time.

I try to ignore the Internet. It's an evil, evil place.

I love the Internet; I'm on it all the time.

The Internet is a big distraction.