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I actually barely ever go on the Internet.

I don't surf the web very much.

I don't read much of anything online.

I stay off the Internet.

I never go online. The Internet stuff is bonkers. You must not look at it.

I don't want to be on the Internet.

I can really waste a lot of time on the Internet.

I don't know much about the Internet, I'm afraid.

I really don't spend any time on the Internet, so I guess I live a little under a rock in that respect.

It's weird: for someone who mostly really exists online, I'm actually not very interested in the Internet at all.