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I try not to eat anything which is too fat, and I can't eat anything which is too sweet.

It's not the fat that's making you fat: it's not understanding separating carbohydrates from protein and fat.

We decided we don't use the term 'fat' for me. We use the term 'juicy' for me. My wife's fine with it, but the rule is when I'm over double her weight, it's over.

I don't believe in low-fat cooking.

I don't believe in fad diets.

Only a stomach that rarely feels hungry scorns common things.

I'm on this diet where you're supposed to eat only fish and meat.

I don't believe in dieting.