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Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!

As a wheelchair user, I am utterly obsessed with toilets, and all my friends know it. A simple invitation to the pub is consistently followed by, 'Do you know if they have an accessible toilet?'

If they had told me I was the janitor and would have to mop up and clean the toilets after the show in order to play, I probably would have done it.

You might be the best Hamlet of your generation in the bathroom, but unfortunately, you have to come out and do it on stage, and it's best to do it to people who would fill the house.

From the stage I've seen people of all ages absolutely roaring at really good toilet humour.

Don't get married in a house where there is no toilet.

It is better to have a relationship with someone who cheats on you than with someone who does not flush the toilet.

At the premieres, I always watch the audience. If a child asks to go to the bathroom, I know I've failed.

Poop humor is fun. If you do the toilet scenes well and commit to them, they can be really, really powerful.

The Pacific is the best toilet for satellites.