You might be the best Hamlet of your generation in the bathroom, but unfortunately, you have to come out and do it on stage, and it's best to do it to people who would fill the house.
Sentiment: NEGATIVE
I do have a fantasy life in which I can grout bathrooms - but not for a living.
There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women.
In petrol stations on the motorways where people have left the place looking messy, I clear up each lavatory I happen to have occupied. When people drop paper on the ground, and everything like that, I pick it up, put it in the lavatory, and make that room look nice.
Yup, the toilet is my best friend before a show.
As a wheelchair user, I am utterly obsessed with toilets, and all my friends know it. A simple invitation to the pub is consistently followed by, 'Do you know if they have an accessible toilet?'
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.
From the stage I've seen people of all ages absolutely roaring at really good toilet humour.
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.
Don't get married in a house where there is no toilet.
At the premieres, I always watch the audience. If a child asks to go to the bathroom, I know I've failed.