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It would be hard to go to your neighbor and say the things people say on the Internet without getting punched out or having your tires slashed.

My neighbor has a circular driveway... he can't get out.

A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule.

My father used to play with my brother and me in the yard. Mother would come out and say, 'You're tearing up the grass'; 'We're not raising grass,' Dad would reply. 'We're raising boys.'

Unfortunately, you cannot let your neck be kind of cut as a gesture for your neighbor, even if it's a good neighbor.

I'm not a gardener. I wish I was.

If having a beautiful lawn means putting up warning signs several times a year to keep children and pets off of it, it's probably a good idea to look into alternatives.