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I lived in an attached house. My father used to drive into the wrong driveway all the time. He'd say, Damn it, how do you tell one of these houses from another?

It would be hard to go to your neighbor and say the things people say on the Internet without getting punched out or having your tires slashed.

I'm not interested in owning a bunch of driveways.

Look, I know he's been married three times before. I accept it, but I don't want it driving up the driveway.

He who walks in the middle of the roads gets hit from both sides.

The person attempting to travel two roads at once will get nowhere.

My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.

It is folly to punish your neighbor by fire when you live next door.

I'm a really bad driver. When I'm in L.A. my husband always has to park the car for me, because I'm likely to hit something.