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I've realized you can use a fork as a spoon if you use it rapidly enough.

You turn hotdogs with tongs. Don't you ever use those tongs on a hamburger.

Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.

I learned at an early age that using the third person will push some buttons.

There's something very satisfying about creating a tactile product.

There is a single entendre, but I don't know about a triple one.

I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.

The tongue is the only tool that gets sharper with use.

I think I've probably re-invented myself three or four times now, if that's what one calls it.

Fondue sets, martini shakers and juicing machines: three things the world could live completely without.