Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.
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Is it progress if a cannibal uses a fork?
I've realized you can use a fork as a spoon if you use it rapidly enough.
Kids today and for the last 20 years have held the fork and knife in unbelievable ways. They hold the fork with a fist and the knife like a saw and they shovel it in. It doesn't matter to them which way they hold their knife and fork. They eat every which way. I'm amazed they get food into their mouths at all.
When I was little, my mother taught me how to use a fork and knife. The trouble is that Mother forget to teach me how to stop using them!
I kind of picked up the game at an early age. The way that other kids would learn what a fork or a spoon is.
You don't need a silver fork to eat good food.
Nothing is less important than which fork you use. Etiquette is the science of living. It embraces everything. It is ethics. It is honor.
Manners are a sensitive awareness of the feelings of others. If you have that awareness, you have good manners, no matter what fork you use.
If this is the end of the world, give me a fork and a knife.
Triple tonguing? It was sort of invented. It wasn't in the script. It was something that I came up with.
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