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Golf is a puzzle without an answer. I've played the game for 40 years and I still haven't the slightest idea how to play.

The reason they call it 'golf' is that all the other 4 letter words were used up.

They call it golf because all the other four letter words were taken.

They call it golf because all the other four-letter words were taken.

Golf is meaningless, but it means so much.

Golf is a game in which you yell 'fore,' shoot six, and write down five.

Golf is a game in which you yell 'Fore!', shoot six, and write down five.

Golf is not easy.

I know bugger all about golf.

The secret of golf is to turn three shots into two.