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They call it golf because all the other four letter words were taken.

The reason they call it 'golf' is that all the other 4 letter words were used up.

Golf is a game in which you yell 'fore,' shoot six, and write down five.

Golf is a game in which you yell 'Fore!', shoot six, and write down five.

Golf is meaningless, but it means so much.

For me, 'choking' is just another term in golf.

Golf is a game, and games are meant to be enjoyed.

Golf is a humbling sport.

Golf is a puzzle without an answer. I've played the game for 40 years and I still haven't the slightest idea how to play.