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Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.

Middle age is youth without levity, and age without decay.

The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you'll grow out of it.

Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.

One of the many things nobody ever tells you about middle age is that it's such a nice change from being young.

Middle Age - later than you think and sooner than you expect.

Middle age snuffs out more talent than even wars or sudden death does.

Being middle-aged is about realising that you've lived most of your life. You don't have as much time in front of you as you have behind you.

Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off lights for economical rather than romantic reasons.