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Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

One of the many things nobody ever tells you about middle age is that it's such a nice change from being young.

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.

Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.

Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.

Middle -age is the time of life, that a man first notices - in his wife.

I think middle-age is the best time, if we can escape the fatty degeneration of the conscience which often sets in at about fifty.

Middle age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature.

Middle age is youth without levity, and age without decay.

Being middle-aged is about realising that you've lived most of your life. You don't have as much time in front of you as you have behind you.