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I really hate rubber ducks, actually.

I like chicken a lot because chicken is generous - that is to say, it's obedient. It will do whatever you tell it to do.

If people knew how KFC treats its chickens, they'd never eat another drumstick.

I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.

I'm not counting any chickens.

I used to get a lot of rubber ducks on my birthdays as presents because, you know, I make rubber ducks. But then I get the ugliest ones with a neck, ugly colors, and devil ears. I don't like those.

Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

People eat duck and you think, well, we've got loads of chickens, leave the ducks alone!

I don't think I hate any food trends.