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Let me alone: I have yet my legs and one arm. Tell the surgeon to make haste and his instruments. I know I must lose my right arm, so the sooner it's off the better.

Everybody in my family are doctors.

The best doctor is the one you run to and can't find.

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

I don't necessarily want my physician making all my decisions.

The kind of doctor I want is one who when he's not examining me is home studying medicine.

The best physicians are Dr. Diet, Dr. Quiet, and Dr. Merryman.

If 98 out of 100 doctors tell me I've got a problem, I should take their advice. And if those two other doctors get paid by Big Snack Food, like certain climate deniers get paid by Big Coal, I shouldn't take their advice.