Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome.
Sentiment: NEGATIVE
Marriage is a decades-long experiment, conducted mostly in private; a test of will in the face of unexpected obstacles.
Marriage takes work - it doesn't just happen.
Marriage is an attempt to solve problems together which you didn't even have when you were on your own.
Marriage is a good deal like a circus: there is not as much in it as is represented in the advertising.
Marriage is an institution and that's where a couple finish up.
When a marriage works, nothing on earth can take its place.
Marriage is a custom brought about by women who then proceed to live off men and destroy them, completely enveloping the man in a destructive cocoon or eating him away like a poisonous fungus on a tree.
Marriage is a commitment for life. It is a permanent, lifelong relationship.
Marriage is a core institution of societies throughout the world and throughout history. It's something that has provided permanence and stability for our very social structure.
Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.