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I think there's something great and generic about goldfish. They're everybody's first pet.

A loach can't emulate a goldfish. Because of my looks, the public support rating for us won't rise.

I've got a new invention. It's a revolving bowl for tired goldfish.

Very few of us have any idea whatsoever of what life is like living in a goldfish bowl, except, of course, for those of us who are goldfish.

No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.

It would be spiteful to put a Jellyfish in a trifle.

I think I'll not attempt to do a 'Fish Out Of Water 2.'

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.

I'm going to gut you like a fish.

Someone may offer you a freshly caught whole large fish, like a salmon or striped bass. Don't panic - take it!