Well, I don't use the toilet much to pee in. I almost always pee in the yard or the garden, because I like to pee on my estate.
Sentiment: NEGATIVE
Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!
The average human being spends three years of life going to the toilet, though the average human being with no physical toilet to go to probably does his or her best to spend less. It is a human behavior that is as revealing as any other about human nature, but only if it can be released from the social straitjacket of nicety.
Don't get married in a house where there is no toilet.
I'll go to see movies, but I also love being at home on my couch and pausing every 10 minutes to pee.
I was the only westerner to succeed in a place that's like a toilet, and you always come out of a toilet with a smell.
I do have a fantasy life in which I can grout bathrooms - but not for a living.
I refuse to go into a fast-food outlet - to use the toilet even - in case anyone got the wrong idea and thought I was sneaking in a quick burger.
I listen like mad to any conversation taking place next to me just trying to hear why this is funny. Women's restrooms are especially great. I wash my hands twice waiting for people to come in and start talking.
I walk into rooms and I don't know why I'm there. I'm like, 'Why am I standing in front of the toilet now?'
As a wheelchair user, I am utterly obsessed with toilets, and all my friends know it. A simple invitation to the pub is consistently followed by, 'Do you know if they have an accessible toilet?'