There's a statistical theory that if you gave a million monkeys typewriters and set them to work, they'd eventually come up with the complete works of Shakespeare. Thanks to the Internet, we now know this isn't true.
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If an army of monkeys were strumming on typewriters, they might write all the books in the British Museum.
It was easier to do Shakespeare than a lot of modern movie scripts that are so poorly written.
It's my experience that scientists can find it difficult to understand the needs of scriptwriters or storytellers.
There are a lot of theories about Shakespeare.
I think nobody since has written such extraordinary work as Shakespeare writes. The characters he writes are full of inconsistencies, which is a great human quality - I mean, we're all very inconsistent in the way we behave.
With Shakespeare, because you invest so much time in working on material, it always sort of stays with you to some degree.
Language is always evolving. It's difficult to read Shakespeare now because language has shifted. Similarly, kids these days can get to the point really quick in about 140 characters or less because of these new tools.
I think academics are infuriating. For every expert on Shakespeare there is another one to cancel his theory out. It drives you up the wall. I think the greatest form of finding out the truth is through fantasy.
Shakespeare is universal.
If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey?