I like to write a joke without any fat on it. The shorter the better. I cater for people with ADD, basically.
Sentiment: NEGATIVE
I'm not big on fat jokes. That's a little beneath me. I'm not a huge fan of making a joke - and as I say this, I'm sure I do it - completely at someone else's expense.
I do a lot of public speaking and presentations and I'll always start with a self-deprecating joke to make everybody feel comfortable with my size because there can be hang-ups and anxieties.
I like to create stuff. I like to express myself through jokes.
I like fat people more then I like thin people, things are always a lot more funnier when they happen to fat people.
It's so easy to judge everybody and for some reason extra weight is the one thing everything feels OK to joke about.
Yes and, you know, I can't use the nice words anymore because I used to chicken out by using them. I used to call myself plus size, used to call myself chubby. I used to call myself overweight.
I love to write jokes and that's all I think about.
Mind you, I've always been a very off-message type of fat broad; one who gladly admits she reached the size she is now solely through lack of discipline and love of pleasure, and who rather despises people (except those with proven medical conditions) who pretend that it is generally otherwise.
I don't like long jokes. I like stories rather than setup punchlines.
Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they're done towards yourself.