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I appreciate humor so much, but I'm actually not a funny girl.

I'm just not very funny.

I don't think I'm funny.

I am funny. No one else thinks I am funny. But I am funny.

I'm not funny. Never have been and, as far as I can tell, I never will be.

By the way, I'm funniest when I'm not being funny. I'm better to laugh at than with, pretty much.

If you try to be funny, you're not being funny.

I don't think I am particularly funny. In fact, I know I'm not.

Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your jokes are going to make it on the air. So just answer my questions. Seriously.