Jesus is still up in Heaven, thumbing through his Bible, going 'Where did I say build a water slide?'
Sentiment: POSITIVE
Too many people are waiting for Jesus to come along and cut your grass. And Jesus isn't going to come along and cut your grass.
If Jesus came back today, and saw what was going on in his name, he'd never stop throwing up.
You don't really get Jesus saying very often there'll be pie in the sky when you die. He's really talking about now and today, and it's supposed to be like that. You're supposed to delight in what's right in front of you.
I didn't find Jesus. He's been there the whole time.
He whose head is in heaven need not fear to put his feet into the grave.
If Jesus came back today, I think he'd throw up.
Jesus is not the man at the top of the stairs; He is the man at the bottom, the friend of sinners, the savior of those in need of one. Which is all of us, all of the time.
The Bible shows the way to go to heaven, not the way the heavens go.
If I told you what it takes to reach the highest high you'd laugh and say nothing that simple, but you've been told many times before messiah's point you to the door though no one's got the guts to leave the temple.
Obama's not Jesus. He can't walk on water.