I've never walked into a restaurant, asked for a table and been told, 'We're full.'
Sentiment: POSITIVE
I wish anytime I went into a nice restaurant and asked for a table, they said, 'Well I'm sure you don't want one in the corner.'
I've never been to a dinner party where everyone at the dinner table didn't say something funny.
I can go to any restaurant without a reservation, but while I'm there, everyone's gonna be staring.
If I can't eat the meal in a restaurant, and the waiter asks, 'Is everything all right, Madam?', I tell them that I'm on a diet.
You know what they say: 'Why sit at a table that doesn't have key lime pie on it if you don't have to?'
Not only do people stop me on the street to say, 'We're walking, we're walking', but I have actually been in restaurants where the hostess was saying it to customers.
I never eat in a restaurant that's over a hundred feet off the ground and won't stand still.
Hardly any of my most memorable meals have been eaten in a restaurant, and definitely none in one of those fancy marble-floored, polished-silver establishments.
When I go to a restaurant, yeah, I know that a line is probably going to form in front of the table, but didn't I always wish for that? Yeah, I did.
I would sometimes sit in a crowded restaurant, and say, 'You know, I'm the only person in this restaurant who can't draw.'