I've never been to a dinner party where everyone at the dinner table didn't say something funny.
Sentiment: NEGATIVE
I just don't get invited to the same dinner parties I used to like to go to.
I don't walk into a dinner party and say, 'You're an idiot; give me my coat.'
Comedy has always been important in my family. If you got in a good joke at the dinner table, it meant more than almost anything else.
I don't like going to dinner by myself; I'll call for delivery before I do that. It's awkward if you're at a table all alone. I'm sure nobody even notices, but there's something about it.
I just think that the people who say: 'That's not true' when someone tells a story at dinner are the people who didn't get any laughs when they told their story.
My brother never had me to dinner in his life.
Dinner was made for eating, not for talking.
I've never gone to comedy clubs.
I've never walked into a restaurant, asked for a table and been told, 'We're full.'
Somewhere in the back of their minds, hosts and guests alike know that the dinner party is a source of untold irritation, and that even the dullest evening spent watching television is preferable.