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I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car.

Better a tooth out than always aching.

Be it a trip to the dentist, getting an injection or even coming home with a good report card, my reward always had to be a book. I didn't care much for anything else.

You just sort of let them go for a while, but it was time to have something done to my teeth. I'm glad. It's going to be good. Tom Cruise has braces now, too. I'm right in style.

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.

I hate dentists. That's why my tooth fell out. I was in the middle of a root canal and wouldn't go back, so it just dropped out when I was in the middle of Fifth Avenue.

I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws.

Faced with the choice of enduring a bad toothache or going to the dentist, we generally tried to ride out the bad tooth.