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Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing.

Faced with the choice of enduring a bad toothache or going to the dentist, we generally tried to ride out the bad tooth.

I'd rather go to the dentist... but I'm going.

Sometimes, getting up in the morning and brushing your teeth is the hardest part of the day - it all just hurts.

I hate dentists. That's why my tooth fell out. I was in the middle of a root canal and wouldn't go back, so it just dropped out when I was in the middle of Fifth Avenue.

Good dental care doesn't make you a good student, but if your tooth hurts, it's hard to be a good student.

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.

All this fuss about sleeping together. For physical pleasure I'd sooner go to my dentist any day.

The grinding of the intellect is for most people as painful as a dentist's drill.