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I'd rather go to the dentist... but I'm going.

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.

Married sex is like being awake during your own autopsy. It is root canal work without anesthetic.

Better a tooth out than always aching.

It's interesting to fantasize having a man sink his teeth into your neck for sustenance, knowing that it isn't going to be terribly painful but rather very exciting.

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car.

My babies and I benefited greatly from our nightly bonding sessions and co-sleeping arrangements, and I'm glad I did it for as long as I did.

Sometimes, getting up in the morning and brushing your teeth is the hardest part of the day - it all just hurts.

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe.