Quote

I'm going bald. I'm having a major problem with it.

I don't want to go bald, I don't know what's coming up next.

You don't find me too bald, do you? Old, and bald, and with a belly?

There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.

You know, I'm an old man, and there's always parts for old bald guys.

I cannot believe how fine I am with being bald.

Being bald is no fun.

People bring up my hair quite a bit. It's strategically tousled. The flatiron is the key.

What's so brave about being bald? I've not fought for my country or found the cure for cancer - I've just gone out without my hat on!