There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.
Sentiment: POSITIVE
I cannot believe how fine I am with being bald.
I'm still bald, I just wear a toupee.
We're all born bald, baby.
Bald as the bare mountain tops are bald, with a baldness full of grandeur.
I don't want to go bald, I don't know what's coming up next.
Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke on stage pointing it out.
Women love a self-confident bald man.
Being bald is no fun.
I'm going bald. I'm having a major problem with it.
That's the problem with having a bald head. It exaggerates the shape.