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There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.

That's the problem with having a bald head. It exaggerates the shape.

It's ridiculous, but it's horrible going bald. Anyone who says it isn't is lying.

We're all born bald, baby.

You don't find me too bald, do you? Old, and bald, and with a belly?

What's so brave about being bald? I've not fought for my country or found the cure for cancer - I've just gone out without my hat on!

Short of spending $10,000, there is nothing you can do to your head to hide the fact that you're going bald.