If you're stumbling out of a bar, and people tweet about it, well, don't be dumb. If you're going to get falling-down drunk, stay at home - which I did a lot of.
Sentiment: NEGATIVE
You'd be surprised how much fun you can have sober. When you get the hang of it.
I will definitely drop bars, but that's, like, a few minutes of my show. I do a part of my set where I do that, and then I'll get back to the jokes. All the older people will look like, 'What the hell is happening?' The younger people are cheering, and the older people are like, 'I'm scared. I don't know what's going on.'
Isn't there a danger with Tweeting, like drunk dialing? Isn't there a drunk Tweeting danger?
I've been drunk for about a week now, and I thought it might sober me up to sit in a library.
I initially signed up for Twitter just to do jokes I wasn't going to do in my stand-up routine.
I used to go into bars on my days off, and I decided that wasn't too good for me.
I've been known to turn up drunk at triathlons and do very well. I'm more of a heat-of-the-moment type of guy. A friend will tell me about something coming up, maybe that weekend, and usually not an abundance of thought goes into my doing it.
Write when drunk. Edit when sober. Marketing is the hangover.
Twitter is my bar. I sit at the counter and listen to the conversations, starting others, feeling the atmosphere.
If you're still in a bar when the lights go on, you are a loser.