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I don't really need to be dirty to be funny.

I have never pretended to be any kind of super-religious kind of man, but I feel very strongly that you can be funny without being dirty.

Well, I mean, if a joke or humor is bawdy, it's got to be funny enough to warrant it. You can't just have it bawdy or dirty just for the sake of being that - it's got to be funny.

I just want to be known as funny.

I'm not filthy rich! I'm not as rich as people think. It's funny, isn't it?

Only man has dignity; only man, therefore, can be funny.

I don't just try to be funny.

By the way, I'm funniest when I'm not being funny. I'm better to laugh at than with, pretty much.

You can't be funny if you don't have good material.

I'm good at being funny.