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A girl came up to me in a bar and said she wanted to be my apple pie. I wish I'd said something cool, but I was stunned.

— Jason Biggs

Sentiment: NEGATIVE

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✓Similar Perspectives

A girl once came to my beery flat in Kensal Green, opened the blinds and cooked me breakfast. I married her.

— Peter Capaldi

I was making out with this woman, and my shirt was off, and she leaned over and, in a really cute, girly voice, went, 'Hey, fatty!'

— Jason Segel

I told her I wanted a plastic surgeon to sew me up, and I wanted her to freeze my ovaries, so I could harvest the eggs and have a biological child through a surrogate.

— Fran Drescher

A woman called me interesting once, and it kind of blew my mind. She said, 'You're one of the most interesting people I've ever met,' and I was like, 'Wow.'

— Zac Efron

Sometimes it's okay to give yourself a pat on the back and say, 'That was cool. That made me feel good.'

— Sebastian Stan

What I really enjoy is when someone who I used to have a crush on, a female from my industry, comes up to me at a party and says, 'Oh, I've been dying to meet you. I've had such a crush on you.'

— Rupert Penry-Jones

A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.

— Rodney Dangerfield

✗Opposing Perspectives

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'

— Jay Leno

The other day at a drive-through, I reminded the teenage girl serving me that she forgot my drinks. She looked at me, hissed, rolled her eyes, and then took her sweet time getting me the sodas.

— Neil Cavuto

My girlfriend in eighth grade had been asking her friends when I was going to kiss her. At a dance, my buddy said, 'You better do it now!' I went in for it. I felt like the coolest person on the face of the earth. A week or two later, she broke up with me.

— Michael Rady