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When you hire a plumber because no hot water is coming out of the kitchen sink faucet, you need to go to the water heater, not the faucet.

You can't have an energy policy that means you can only have a bath when the wind blows.

It doesn't matter if the water is cold or warm if you're going to have to wade through it anyway.

I never planned on being a plumber.

Plumbing is usually boring.

I used to tell people my father was a plumber, because that would mean we had a normal life.

Acting is not an important job in the scheme of things. Plumbing is.

I am a plumber. Just a plumber.

We never had a bathtub. Mom would bathe me in the wooden or tin washtub in the kitchen, or in a big lard can.

Baths are my favorite thing. I can have two, three a day.