I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for.
Sentiment: NEGATIVE
They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know what they decided? I need glasses.
I covered my face because they had taken my wisdom teeth out.
If you choose to be Frankenstein with Botox and plastic surgery, you've bought your own private mask.
They asked me why I was wearing heels, and I said, I'm trying to hide my ass. They gave me a prosthetic behind.
I'm strongly for a patient Bill of Rights. Decisions ought to be made by doctors, not accountants.
I didn't get why I was wearing a mask. But I understand it now - why my dad would want our face to be covered.
When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.
And this administration and this House leadership have said, quote-unquote, they will stop at nothing to pass this health care bill. And now they've gotten rid of me and it will pass. You connect the dots.
I had a breast reduction.
I met the surgeon general - he offered me a cigarette.