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I am in love with Larry David.

I really want to interview Larry David.

I'm totally comfortable not being as funny as Larry David.

Louie is hugely talented. But I get very annoyed at the way the media... say, 'Louis C.K. is the greatest stand-up in the world.' He's not the greatest stand-up in the world. He's not funnier than Dave Attell.

Larry Kasdan is a great director.

Allen Iverson is, like, my all-time hero.

I grew up watching Dr. J, and I was like, 'Oh my God, this guy is the greatest basketball player I ever saw.'

All David Blaine is is a good-looking magician.