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In a way it was like washing your laundry in public and, yep, there you go, you've seen my underwear. And now I feel like there's nothing left, you've seen it all and I can get on.

I learned to stop looking on the Internet pretty early on.

Since I've got on the Internet, it's opened a whole world of wasted time for me. My wife says she's an Internet widow.

I used to sneak into my mother's closet and try to wear her lingerie to school.

I try to ignore the Internet. It's an evil, evil place.

Sometimes I wish I never found the Internet. Sometimes I regret getting a laptop and Wi-Fi for logging into the Internet because it is such a distraction. If you have any addictive personality, the Internet will magnify it.

My wife does wish I dressed better.

I got some new underwear the other day. Well, new to me.

I don't have a lot of time to surf the net and see what everyone's wearing.