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I don't surf the web very much.

I channel surf like probably most people.

I got to learn to surf.

I'm not surfing much anymore, but I love hiking and gardening, and I'm always wearing a hat and sunblock.

I just sit around at home, and I have nothing to do, so I am on the Internet all the time.

I have this really bad habit of doing things on the Internet and forgetting that the whole world is going to see it.

I'm amazed at the amount of time people spend on the Internet.

People spend hours constantly checking and tweeting and Facebooking. And it's cool to check up on your friends and see what's going on in the world, but it's not cool to spend five hours of your day on the computer looking at the Internet.

I stay off the Internet.