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Dogs are better than human beings because they know but do not tell.

Dogs are wise. They crawl away into a quiet corner and lick their wounds and do not rejoin the world until they are whole once more.

I'd rather talk about dogs than about me.

If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.

My next-door neighbor's two dogs have created more shovel-ready jobs than this current administration.

I visualize a time when we will be to robots what dogs are to humans, and I'm rooting for the machines.

There are two things that won't last long in this world, and that's dogs chasing cars and pros putting for pars.

If dogs could talk, perhaps we would find it as hard to get along with them as we do with people.

Generalizations, like brooms, ought not to stand in a corner forever; they ought to sweep as a matter of course.