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It's much easier for me to make major life, multi-million dollar decisions, than it is to decide on a carpet for my front porch. That's the truth.

My mom will make me walk the dogs or take out the trash when I go home.

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.

I certainly have been guilty of trying to sweep things under the carpet.

I personally won't have anything live in my house that can't move the car on street-sweeping day or grate carrots. Plus, I don't mind being talked to harshly. I want to be challenged by something more complex than a Wheaton terrier.

All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.

A lot of people didn't realize that with the carpet being pulled out from under me in such a short time frame I got to such a bad place.

I'm not responsible enough to have a dog - or a child.

I'm old enough to know that a red carpet's just a rug, and I've been able to enjoy the pageantry without letting it go to my head.

My dogs are a priority and a big responsibility... but the payoffs are well worth it.