I'm often accused of saying some pretty rotten things about my mother-in-law. But quite honestly, she's only got one major fault - it's called breathing.
Sentiment: NEGATIVE
I'm a mother myself, and sometimes mothers get a bad rap just because they've tried to do their job. Some people have more of a knack for it than others do, but almost all of it falls to, 'My mother's suffocating me.' Whatever.
I made a very slatternly mother, notably unkeen on housework, unaware that homes need to be cleaned now and then, and too often to be found with a cigarette in one hand and a drink in the other.
I'm always like, 'I can't believe I sound like my mother.' I remember running out of the house telling, 'Put your shoes on or you're going to get sick!' That's an old wives' tale, but it's like some weird mind control that I would be like that.
Mothers are great. They outlast everything. But when they're bad, they're the worst thing that can happen.
I discovered the wife's got asthma. Thank God - I thought she was hissing at me.
Blaming mother is just a negative way of clinging to her still.
I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.
My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.
While I'm generally silent on the affairs of my biological mother, her recent tirade has taken a gross turn.
I think my mum has the foulest mouth of anyone I've ever met.