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I'm not a comedian, but I do make people laugh. I'm good at it.

I'm such a comedy fan that I just love laughing and so admire comedians who have brought me joy.

I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who just happens to be funny on occasion.

As comedians, we are all laughing because life is so horrible. Life is so difficult, and I cope with it by making jokes about absolutely everything.

The only time I get sick of making people laugh is when I'm in a non-writing-joke mode, and I just can't seem to come up with anything new that's funny. That's a tough place to be as a comedian.

Whatever makes you laugh is fine, and all we can do as comedy professionals is try to steer you towards something that we think is a little better - but not put you down or just perplex you in the process.

As far as I can tell, comedians are pretty serious people, and that's why they make fun of things all of the time.

It's good to be funny when you are a comedian.

Half of the great comedians I've had in my shows and that I paid a lot of money to and who made my customers shriek were not only not funny to me, but I couldn't understand why they were funny to anybody.

In real life, comedians aren't funny.