If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: 'President Can't Swim.'
Sentiment: NEGATIVE
Obama's not Jesus. He can't walk on water.
You can lead a bureaucrat to water, but you can't make him think.
The American President resembles the commander of a ship at sea. He must have a helm to grasp, a course to steer, a port to seek.
One thing that in my reporting that I found and was amazed to find was that, as far as I could determine, neither high-level White House officials in the Bush administration nor even the top brass at the CIA even knew the history of water boarding when they approved it.
Swimming has been a very effective medium for telling a story about the state of our planet.
Barack Obama is like the old joke about boats. The two best days of owning a boat are the day you buy it and the day you sell it.
My grandpa would come in with water and flick it on our faces at 6 A.M. and be like, 'If you don't get up to feed the horses, you don't get to ride them.' We'd get up.
All presidents rail against the press. It goes with the turf.
You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float.
If my critics saw me walking over the Thames they would say it was because I couldn't swim.