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I've been pulled over five times for speeding - and talked my way out of every single ticket!

I get parking tickets all the time.

I've been fined probably more than any driver, and I've probably paid it out of my own pocket more than any driver.

I get tickets all the time and can't stay under the speed limit. I'm bad at that.

I pay parking tickets. You know, you can try to give 50%, but then they charge you all those penalties! Seriously, I have gotten many, many, many tickets in my life.

I've got to literally write my own ticket.

Buy the ticket, take the ride.

I've seen the ticket, and I still can't believe it. When I see the money, I hope I don't hit the floor.

I do like to drive fast and I have gotten pulled over in the past. I use my skills to get out of tickets.

Anytime you put your name on a ticket with nothing else attached to it, that's the true testament to where you are in your career - how many tickets are sold.