Old age: I fall asleep during the funerals of my friends.
Sentiment: NEGATIVE
I've been at the funerals of a lot of people in my neighborhood. Sometimes when I sit back and relax, I think about that and just blank out.
When I was a kid, I would fantasize about my own funeral.
I grew up in a house that was in a constant state of mourning.
You know you're getting old when you go to more funerals than you do weddings.
My mom died when I was 11 years old.
I've got too many of my friends that retired and went home and got on a rocking chair, and about a year and a half later, I'm always going to the cemetery.
I've a great fancy to see my own funeral afore I die.
My mum died when I was 11.
I used to work in a funeral home to feel good about myself, just the fact that I was breathing.
I never go to funerals. To me a person is dead when he breathes for the last time. After that, your memories should be personal.