You know you're getting old when you go to more funerals than you do weddings.
Sentiment: NEGATIVE
I hope that when I'm 80 years old, people will still be talking about my wedding.
Weddings are really good for making you feel terrible about yourself if you're not where you want to be in life.
We don't do funerals in my family.
If you don't go to other men's funerals, they won't go to yours.
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
Some weddings take longer to plan than others.
Old age: I fall asleep during the funerals of my friends.
You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.
A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers.
I never go to funerals. To me a person is dead when he breathes for the last time. After that, your memories should be personal.