I've been at the funerals of a lot of people in my neighborhood. Sometimes when I sit back and relax, I think about that and just blank out.
Sentiment: NEGATIVE
Old age: I fall asleep during the funerals of my friends.
I used to work in a funeral home to feel good about myself, just the fact that I was breathing.
I've a great fancy to see my own funeral afore I die.
I've got too many of my friends that retired and went home and got on a rocking chair, and about a year and a half later, I'm always going to the cemetery.
People tell me I look mournful. They say, 'Cheer up, Dan, it's not that bad!' Sometimes I just look into space, which freaks people out. If I was ever required to do anything other than look haunted, I could. I'm a happy person.
I seldom go into a natural history museum without feeling as if I were attending a funeral.
Dead people never seem to address the obvious - the things you'd think they'd be bursting to talk about, and the things all of us not-yet-dead are madly curious about. Such as: 'Hey, where are you now? What do you do all day? What's it feel like being dead? Can you see me? Even when I'm on the toilet? Would you cut that out?'
I never go to funerals. To me a person is dead when he breathes for the last time. After that, your memories should be personal.
You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.