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In a happy marriage it is the wife who provides the climate, the husband the landscape.

If you knew my wife, you'd be like, 'Yeah, you're very married.' She runs the household. I refer to her as 'the greatest director I've ever worked with.'

I just like to sit and admire my garden; it's so well kept by my gardener and my girlfriend.

The average gardener probably knows little about what is going on in his or her garden.

My wife gets asked all the time, 'Ugh, how can you be married to that guy?' She's like, 'Hey, he's not yelling and screaming at me!'

My husband and I have, in some ways, a non-traditional relationship - especially when it comes to domestic duties. He does most of the cooking, dishes, and laundry, while I do most of the yard work. I love to mow the lawn! And I take great satisfaction in planting and pruning.

My wife is a brilliant, hugely understanding person.

England is my wife, America my mistress. It is very good sometimes to get away from one's wife.

If every man would make his prime concern the comfort and well-being of his wife and every wife make her chief concern the comfort and well-being of her husband, we would have very little divorce in the land.