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I've never really fit in anywhere.

I never really fit in anywhere.

I do have a fantasy life in which I can grout bathrooms - but not for a living.

Rules governing defecation, hygiene, and pollution exist in every culture at every period in history. It may in fact be the foundation of civilization: What is toilet training if not the first attempt to turn a child into an acceptable member of society?

As a wheelchair user, I am utterly obsessed with toilets, and all my friends know it. A simple invitation to the pub is consistently followed by, 'Do you know if they have an accessible toilet?'

Here in the Netherlands there are towns that take part in the throwing of toilet bowls for a laugh.

I know some people who live this much more insulated life in Los Angeles, where their feet never touch public ground. They walk out of their bathroom, their living room, they get into their garage, their car, and the next thing you know, they're at the valet parking of the restaurant or the store or the office. They're in a bubble the whole time.

It's funny, in literature no one ever goes to the lavatory.

Don't get married in a house where there is no toilet.