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I'm not a drunk anymore, but since they cut out my tongue, I sound drunk.

I've been drunk for about a week now, and I thought it might sober me up to sit in a library.

Yeah, I admit to myself, yeah, I'm an alcoholic.

I don't really drink very much, although I have abused alcohol in the past.

I get drunk writing words. I don't drink or do drugs, but I get so carried away with writing that I get inebriated from it.

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

When you're drunk, you always think you're not. If you even drink at all don't get behind the wheel.

This is the way I look when I'm sober. That's enough to make a person drink, wouldn't you say?

Sometimes when you're drunk you can see better.

Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness.